What makes your mother so hip


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This shouldn't become a thread where all your Mudda jokes are listed, etc.

I want to know your opinion about it.

And I want to know - how do you come up with such crap?
Example: You insult someone with a chicken son. What does the mother have to do with it? Or all the jokes?
"Your Mudda is so fat, she ..." etc.

Why is every 2nd guy throwing "your Mudda" around him today? I just don't get it ... if I want to insult someone, I am insulting them, not their mother.

There is one thing I have to agree with Sido:

It's a matter of honor to keep mom out

What do you think?

I think it's just like posting the avatar of the outpost.
The "Your Mudda" jokes are not too represented here with me either.

I think that mother jokes are already so old that they are only used by outsiders that do not go with the Internet time.

I think that mother jokes are already so old that they are only used by outsiders that do not go with the Internet time.

Your mudda doesn't go with the internet time: o §ugly

What has been used lately for high-level empty phrases?

There is one thing I have to agree with Sido:



Wasn't sido the one who said that if he had a bed here now, would he really take azad's mother through? ^^


edit: wow, that was pretty much the exact wording ^^

I think it's just like posting the avatar of the outpost.

I don't understand: dnuhr:

Apart from the fact that this is hardly possible in real life: rolleyes:

I don't understand: dnuhr:

Apart from the fact that this is hardly possible in real life: rolleyes:
Your mother's jokes are not only found in real life.

was sido not the one who said that if he had a bed here now, would he really take azad's mother through? ^^

Kp ...

In this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uwnodbgCv0) Bushido calls Sido's mother a junkie mother

and

With this counter dissemination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tltT7nFxCPg&feature=related) by Sido he says the above cited in the EP.

Your mother's jokes are not only found in real life.

So this thread is the first time I've heard about it on the Internet ... except in the chat of an online game, where we were bored and told Chuck-Norris and your-Mudda jokes to each other.

In real life I encountered this much more often, where things like "Going Kaufland?" - "Your Mudda is going to Kaufland." xD


With this counter dissemination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tltT7nFxCPg&feature=related) by Sido he says the above cited in the EP.

Unword of the year 2010: Gegeniss §ugly

Kp ...

In this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uwnodbgCv0) Bushido calls Sido's mother a junkie mother

and

With this counter dissemination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tltT7nFxCPg&feature=related) by Sido he says the above cited in the EP.

well, he talks a lot anyway when the day is long. That’s true about azad, anyway, because he’s pissed him off for that.

They are probably a little funny the first time, but after 100 repetitions it just sucks.

They are probably a little funny the first time, but after 100 repetitions it just sucks.

Your Mudda bores me even after the 100th time ... (I distance myself from the meaning, this only serves as an illustrative example)

You have to bring up jokes and not always tell the same ones;)

well, he talks a lot anyway when the day is long. That’s true about azad, anyway, because he’s pissed him off for that.

Hm .. it could be that Sido is no better either.
However, I do believe that
It's a matter of honor to keep mom out

really true. I don't understand how you can feel cool about insulting someone's mom and be proud of it.

Your mudda doesn't go with the internet time: o §ugly

What has been used lately for high-level empty phrases?

No. Forever alone, Aehehehe trolls etc. are all the rage.

Mother jokes have been out longer than rickroll and over9000.

No. Forever alone, Aehehehe trolls etc. are all the rage.

Mother jokes have been out longer than rickroll and over9000.

I've never seen trolls, rickroll and over9000 outside of the internet: dnuhr:

Hm .. it could be that Sido is no better either.
However, I do believe that

really true. I don't understand how you can feel cool about insulting someone's mom and be proud of it.

This is because in some cultures, especially traditionally Turks and Arabs, the worst insult is to insult your mother.
You can say something else, as soon as "your Mudda" comes into play, all the fun is over - at least that's the cliché - and therefore the jokes.

By the way - stop posting those stupid jokes §nana

Your Mudda bores me even after the 100th time ... (I distance myself from the meaning, this only serves as an illustrative example)
I had to laugh. :)

I've never seen trolls, rickroll and over9000 outside of the internet: dnuhr:
Although I have to admit that I would somehow like to see a rickroll in the RL.

I hate hip hop and I hate hip hoppers who use your mudda jokes or keep saying your mudda. Point.

I hate hip hop and I hate hip hoppers who use your mudda jokes or keep saying your mudda. Point.

But if any smelly metalheads use that, that's different.

I hate hip hop and I hate hip hoppers who use your mudda jokes or keep saying your mudda. Point.

And yet it is actually - originally - thought rather self-deprecatingly, isn't it?

If you really mean these jokes seriously, you've done something wrong anyway. ;)

And yet it is actually - originally - thought rather self-deprecatingly, isn't it?

Do you actually feel insulted as a mother?

Do you actually feel insulted as a mother?

Well - I don't know. Most of the time they leave me cold, some I find halfway funny.

But all in all, they are more misogynistic jokes.
Regardless of whether I am personally offended, many of them are violating the Terms of Service.
Similar to many of the blonde jokes.

Do you actually feel insulted as a mother?

Anyone who feels offended by something like this is your own fault. "Your mother" - jokes are usually very .. Jokeless ...


(ok, except for this one: your mother is so fat that smaller mothers are circling her §ugly)

But seriously now ... There are better ways to verbally punch someone in the face.

Anyone who feels offended by something like this is your own fault.

/ sign


(ok, except for this one: your mother is so fat that smaller mothers are circling her §ugly)

Oh, now you challenge me Coral necklace, forgive me, but the one has to be xD

Your mom is so fat that if she walks by the TV you'll miss all six Star Wars films.

By the way: Carolin Kebekus pulls out the best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5btoq02-i8);)


But seriously now ... There are better ways to verbally punch someone in the face.

So with intelligence and so. But most of them do not understand that they have just been given one: D

"It's really impressive how well your parents get along. Well: There are only such close ties between twins."

@ Dragon egg: Thihi's was great. Subtle, mean and still understandable: D



Oh, now you challenge me Coral necklace, forgive me, but the one has to be xD

Your mom is so fat if she walks by the TV you'll miss all six Star Wars films.


Oh, I didn't even know him: D

I've never seen trolls, rickroll and over9000 outside of the internet: dnuhr:

There are idiots who use words like "rofl" or "lol" in real life. You can't take them seriously anymore.

These jokes are simply unnecessary, I also can't do anything with all of your mudda battles. I don't always insist on high-quality conversations or anything! But contempt begins for me somewhere ... in this case here.

Usually these guys just can't think of anything better. You can counter any shit with any "your Mudda". Flap and uncomfortable "jokes".

Real situation comedy. : A

if someone would come near me with "your mudda ....", I would laugh at him and mock him so much that he would no longer know where the front and back are.

I sometimes say that for fun.: Dnuhr:

So if someone denounces me and then I can't think of a good counterattack, I say things like "uh ... uh ... YOUR MUDDA!: O"

So, I never mean it seriously: D.
So I parody the mother's jokes. ^^

I hate hip hop and I hate hip hoppers who use your mudda jokes or keep saying your mudda. Point.

What do certain groups of people have to do with it?
Or a certain style of music?
Mother-related insults are probably more of a widespread trend that has long since pervaded all classes and groups than a "hiphopper" manifesto.
You're between 14 and 16 years old, have half-length hair, a slayer shirt and are very proud of being the only true underdog of depraved society, aren't you?

What do certain groups of people have to do with it?
Or a certain style of music?
Mother-related insults are more of a widespread trend that has long since pervaded all classes and groups than a "hiphopper" manifesto.
You're between 14 and 16 years old, have half-length hair, a slayer shirt and are totally proud of being the only true underdog of depraved society, aren't you?

he also eats hoppers for breakfast.

What do certain groups of people have to do with it?
Or a certain style of music?
Mother-related insults are more of a widespread trend that has long since pervaded all classes and groups than a "hiphopper" manifesto.
You're between 14 and 16 years old, have half-length hair, a slayer shirt and are very proud of being the only true underdog of depraved society, aren't you?

So you mean to say that hip hoppers don't have the dumbest people of all genres involved? Even the "artists" are rarely stupid.

if someone would come near me with "your mudda ....", I would laugh at him and mock him so much that he would no longer know where the front and back are.

Awesome.

Your mother jokes are not meant seriously. ^^
At least in my environment they are used self-deprecatingly, if at all.

'There's a nice variation in the movie "Be Cool" (Grab Shorty 2):

"Don't call me brother! You're insulting my mother!"

So you mean to say that hip hoppers don't have the dumbest people of all genres involved? Even the "artists" are rarely stupid.

No, they are all highly loquent style icons with high artistic standards, an exemplary sense of reality and ... Oh, who am I trying to fool? They are what comes out when there is even the smallest grain of truth in the "mother's sayings".

They are not suitable for everyday use, their partial originality is what I find funny about them.

I'm a child.
So in my opinion, mother jokes are just plain and show that you are too stupid to give your opponent your opinion or at least to insult them properly.

But sometimes they can be really funny with friends. Sometimes.

Scripted your mother jokes are stupid, especially since they are mostly aimed at how fat, manly, or goofy the mother in question is. I've never been able to laugh about it.

But there are still the your mother jokes that arise completely spontaneously and unexpectedly. And then I could throw myself away every time. :-) Our guitarist is a real professional!

"Wow, my jack socket has a loose connection. But I have no idea how to change it." - "Oh, your mother has no idea how to change the socket! (§Ugly) Look out, [...]"

"Your Mudda" are hardly used seriously, aren't they ?!
Who is seriously offending each other's mother by using your mudda jokes? For the most part, they are only used jokingly.
But when people counter every sentence with "your mudda ... blah blah", then it really sucks.

A few of your Mudda jokes can be very funny, even if you've heard 90% of them so often that your Mudda doesn't find them funny anymore ...


I still find the most amusing: Your Mudda jumps in the air and gets stuck!

Sentences that begin with "Your Mudda .." are used more for amusement in my environment than to seriously hurt someone.
And if you call someone a son of a bitch, it just shows that you just don't have anything to do with it. If you don't manage to defend yourself verbally without using strong expressions and then have to insult your entire family and friends because you can't think of anything else, then you should avoid such conversations. It's not just a question of honor to let the mother of the other out of the game, but also the rest of the environment, because you usually have no problem with that.

What do certain groups of people have to do with it?
Or a certain style of music?

Well, most of the people I know who use these sayings are hip hoppers.


Mother-related insults are more of a widespread trend that has long since pervaded all classes and groups than a "hiphopper" manifesto.

May be.


You're between 14 and 16 years old, have half-length hair, a slayer shirt and are very proud of being the only true underdog of depraved society, aren't you?

Point 1: That's right.
Point 2: not true. I don't want to look like a woman. Pfff ...
Point 3: Nope, but I plan to get myself an AC / DC T-shirt. NO HEAVY METAL!
Point 4: Of course! * What irony! *

There is one thing I have to agree with Sido:


"It's a matter of honor to keep the mom out"
The song continues with:

"Anyway, I respect yours, she endured you for a long time ..."
Do you agree with him?
I don't think much of mother jokes, but there are no other jokes that make me laugh ... ^^

"Your Mudda" are hardly used seriously, aren't they ?!
Who is seriously offending each other's mother by using your Mudda jokes? For the most part, they are only used jokingly.
But when people counter every sentence with "your mudda ... blah blah", then it really sucks.

A few of your Mudda jokes can be very funny, even if you've heard 90% of them so often that your Mudda doesn't find them funny anymore ...


I still find the most amusing: Your Mudda jumps in the air and gets stuck!

It's not just about the jokes either.
There are also mother insults (son of a son)
or e.g. "your mother"

These are used more seriously.



Do you agree with him?

Well, that was more aimed at Bushido than at his mother, wasn't it?

I think that's totally stupid. If I have reason to insult someone, I insult them and not their mother.

If someone insults my mother, be it for fun or if it is serious, then the first time there is an announcement that I hate it when someone insults her. If he does it again, probably to provoke me, there is a threat on my part, but if he says something like that again, a little physical help is given until he realizes that other mothers are not insulted.

That's honor for me.

I see it like this: Whoever offends mothers is too cowardly to offend the opposite.

I see it like this: Whoever offends mothers is too cowardly to offend the opposite.

I would rather say that someone is too stupid to insult the other person. :)

I would rather say that someone is too stupid to insult the other person. :)

Especially the dumbest are experts because they just can't articulate themselves properly. Mostly foreigners unwilling to integrate and underexposed radicals.

Especially the dumbest are experts because they just can't articulate themselves properly. Mostly foreigners unwilling to integrate and underexposed radicals.

I go to high school and in my class people laugh at you for words like "paradox" or the like because the others don't understand them.
As soon as there is a heated discussion in the class, the first ones immediately start to insult others because of their appearance etc., this can also culminate in such great words as son of a son.
So it doesn't necessarily have to be fringe groups who don't speak decent German, but also people who you should think can articulate themselves correctly. :)

I go to high school and in my class people laugh at you for words like "paradox" or the like because the others don't understand them.
As soon as there is a heated discussion in the class, the first ones immediately start to insult others because of their appearance etc., this can also culminate in such great words as son of a son.
So it doesn't necessarily have to be fringe groups who don't speak decent German, but also people who you should think can articulate themselves correctly. :)

I know, §ugly
but it was funny when I read an essay and the term "collision course" appeared in it.
You should know the Rst. Out of 31 students, 2 knew the meaning of the word :(.
Similar to "Patriot".
You don't even need to talk about "paradox" ...

So I like the ugly sayings

Point 3: Nope, but I plan to get myself an AC / DC T-shirt. NO HEAVY METAL!
Rather?

Scripted your mother jokes are stupid, especially since they are mostly aimed at how fat, manly, or goofy the mother in question is. I've never been able to laugh about it.

But there are still the your mother jokes that arise completely spontaneously and unexpectedly. And then I could throw myself away every time. :-) Our guitarist is a real professional!

"Wow, my jack socket has a loose connection. But I have no idea how to change it." - "Oh, your mother has no idea how to change the socket! (§Ugly) Look out, [...]"

Did I miss something or do you find it really creative to just swap the subject with "your mother"?

Did I miss something or do you find it really creative to just swap the subject with "your mother"?

When used correctly it can be 1. creative and 2. very amusing. ;)

This shouldn't become a thread where all your Mudda jokes are listed, etc.

I want to know your opinion about it.

And I want to know - how do you come up with such crap?
Example: You insult someone with a chicken son. What does the mother have to do with it? Or all the jokes?
"Your Mudda is so fat, she ..." etc.

Why is every 2nd guy throwing "your Mudda" around him today? I just don't get it ... if I want to insult someone, I am insulting them, not their mother.

There is one thing I have to agree with Sido:


What do you think?

Your Mudda must agree with Sido
Every second guy throws your mudda around

So for me these sayings of yours are just a sign of lack of imagination, because someone is so unimaginative that he can not even really offend you. Only idiots say that today.

I don't understand: dnuhr:

Apart from the fact that this is hardly possible in real life: rolleyes:
Your mudda is not possible in real life


So this thread is the first time I've heard about it on the Internet ... except in the chat of an online game, where we were bored and told Chuck-Norris and your-Mudda jokes to each other.

In real life I encountered this much more often, where things like "Going Kaufland?" - "Your Mudda is going to Kaufland." xD

Unword of the year 2010: Gegeniss §ugly
Your Mudda is the bad word of 2010

They are probably a little funny the first time, but after 100 repetitions it just sucks.
Your mudda also annoys me after 100 repetitions
Your Mudda annoys me the first time



PS: http://www.schlagermafia.de/g Nahrungsmittel/deine_mudda_cover.jpg

When used correctly it can be 1. creative and 2. very amusing. ;)

Your mother, if used correctly, can be 1. creative and 2. very amusing.

Your mother, if used correctly, can be 1. creative and 2. very amusing.
Yes, made my day.§xlol

Your mother, if used correctly, can be 1. creative and 2. very amusing.
§Xlol
Just like mine

Yes, made my day.§xlol

also mean XD

§Xlol
Just like mine

Fail.

I am your mother, you * violate the terms of use, please watch the linked video *


By the way: Carolin Kebekus pulls out the best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5btoq02-i8);)

Your mother, if used correctly, can be 1. creative and 2. very amusing.

Only confirms my statement. § wink

The whole thing is completely silliness. Lately you can't even start a sentence with "Your mother ..." without going straight to the "funny" mother joke.

It is all the more astonishing that it still persists after years.

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